Untangle the World Wide Web with RSS (Reuters)

Untangle the World Wide Web with RSS (Reuters)

A screenshot from the game 'Mystery Case Files: Ravenhearst' courtesy of Big Fish Games. The chief executive of Big Fish Games says the audience for 'Mystery Case Files' is overwhelmingly female and over 35 -- a demographic the company plans to focus on with six coming installments of the mystery-themed games. (Big Fish Games/Handout/Reuters)Reuters – “RSS” is one of the coolest things you’ve never heard of when it comes to the Internet.

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Countries Visited

It looks like that I have only visited 8% of the globe

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Anti-smoking: Award

Anti-smoking: Award

Anti-smoking: Award

Location: Mumbai, India
Creative Directors: Anup Chitnis, Rensil D’Silva
Art director: Bosky Doshi
Copywriter: Delara Sidhva

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Top ten tips for preventing innovation

Top ten tips for preventing innovation

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At a recent presentation in Austin by Seilevel about the goals and
methods of requirements gathering, a member of the audience asked “What
can we do with our requirements to assure

innovation?” That’s a tough question with an easy answer – nothing.

What if the question had been “What can we do to prevent innovation?” That’s a better question with a lot of answers.

Struggling with too much innovation?

Yes, people have been innovating since fire and the wheel it’s a
curse we’ve inherited. In modern times, much of that innovation has
happened inside companies. 3M had the post-it note, Lockheed had the
skunkworks that created the SR71. Google allows their employees to
dedicate 20% of their time to whatever interests them – and Google’s
employees innovative a lot.

Most companies do a good job of providing incremental improvements
to existing products and processes. What are those few who struggle
with innovation doing wrong?

Companies with track records of innovation have flawed processes.

  • They fail to screen out likely innovaters in their hiring process.
  • They mismanage their employees, who end up innovating when they should be towing the line.
  • They inadvertantly reward innovation instead of mediocrity with recognition and compensation.
  • They create opportunities to innovate and their employees drive Mack trucks through these loopholes.

Here is some guidance about how to fix those problems:

Top ten tips for preventing innovation

  1. Hire employees looking for safety in their roles.
    Innovation happens when people stretch outside their comfort zones –
    don’t let them stretch! Find people who primarily want security and a
    nine-to-five role, stay away from those troublemakers who want to
    “change the world.”
  2. Hire incompetent employees. What better way to
    prevent innovation than to have people who have to focus just to do the
    bare minimum? For extra safety, try and find someone who can take
    credit for other people’s work and hide their own incompetence – these
    people are easier to promote, which will become important later. If we
    are forced to hire someone who is competent, it’s critical that we make
    sure that they only have one area of expertise. People with more than
    one area of expertise, switch-hitters, just cause trouble by talking to people on other teams.
  3. Keep salaries below the 75th percentile.
    Innovators know their value – and when they aren’t applying for jobs
    with intrinsic utility to them, they are commanding higher salaries. If
    we keep our salaries low, there’s much less risk of one of these
    innovators sneaking into our organization. As a bonus, we’ll save a
  4. Read The Ten Faces of Innovation by Tom Kelley of IDEO.
    He focuses on the types of people and organizational behavior that
    encourage innovation. The writing style is very clever – Mr. Kelley
    writes as if he were trying to encourage innovation – what a
    riot! He identifies ten personas that contribute to innovation. Put
    those ten faces on the wall in HR like an FBI most-wanted poster and
    coach HR to screen those people out.
  5. Treat employees like garbage. Yell at them. Whenever possible, call them at midnight to yell at them some more. They work for us.
    If they get uppity, make them work on the weekends. Make them dig holes
    and fill them back up again. Threaten them – especially when they need the job. If you can’t yell, at least be condescending in public forums. Remember we are smarter than they are. Punks.
  6. Reward conservative and marginal successes. The
    old rule of thumb for office politics was “It takes ten good projects
    to recover from one bad project.” Stick to it! If we punish people for
    mistakes when they ’swing for the fences’, and reward them for marginal
    and safe projects, they will quickly get the idea. This is the most
    subtle of all the tips – but don’t worry – people will figure out the
    reward system and shy away from those risky projects. This technique
    has the added benefit of propogating itself up and down the management
    hierarchy. Many organizations get lucky, and do this one accidentally.
    Wish we were all so lucky!
  7. Micromanage. We’ve been promoted because we
    understand their jobs so well that we could do them in our sleep.
    Whatever those pesky little people think, it’s wrong. We know what we
    want, we know how we want it (not like that, you fool!). Every day we
    should make sure they do things exactly like we want. Even things like
    using the right font in their emails can be important. If anything
    slips thru unmanaged, then we aren’t doing our jobs. Of course, if we
    have a good boss, he’ll tell us exactly how to manage them.
  8. Only create customer-requested features. Let our
    customers tell us what to do. Lucky for us – customers don’t have big
    ideas, they keep us focused on what we’re doing. Don’t let them whine
    about their other problems – that’s not why we’re talking to
    them. We just want to know if they like the idea of animated buttons on
    all the dialogs. Stay away from the unhappy customers – if we aren’t
    getting the job done now, well, we don’t really care what they say
    (they are existing customers, we need new customers). We’re here to solve our
    problems. Oh – and don’t second guess the customer. If they say they
    want the menu items in alphabetical order, well, that’s what they want.
    The customer is always right. If Henry Ford had listened, think of how
    fast horses would be today. Even better, appoint a user-representative, then we don’t have to talk to the customers at all.
  9. Make performance reviews easy. Create some
    easy-to-measure metrics (like # of sick-days taken, # of powerpoint
    slides created, # of meetings attended), and use those for performance
    reviews. People always gravitate toward the metric.
    We can run the reviews with a minimum of effort, giving us more time to
    tell them how to do their jobs. Just an hour a year. Some managers can
    give feedback in 15 minutes.
  10. Build a kingdom. When we have information, that
    means we have power. With that power, we can grow our organization. The
    more people we have, the more important we are. We need to make sure
    that those other teams don’t get our information. They might apply it
    in ways that we didn’t intend. While we’re at it – make sure our people
    don’t find out what we know. Not only will it protect us from them, but
    it will keep them from accidentally discovering a more important
    problem, or an alternate way to apply what they already know to a new
    problem domain.
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Google now searches patents, too

Google now searches patents, too


Got an idea for a better mousetrap? Head to Google’s new Patent Search to make sure someone didn’t beat you to it.

The new site not only culls through seven million patents, it also presents you with five random patents you can peruse for your edification and enjoyment. (Who knew that gum-massaging toothbrushes were conceived as far back as 1938?)

Finally, a new Google service that actually deals with searches! Of course, it’s puzzling that you can’t sort the results by date. Hopefully the search king will fix that glaring oversight when Google Patent Search comes out of beta.

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How to cure traffic jams

How to cure traffic jams

TrafficThink traffic jams are an unbeatable force?

Bill Beaty, an electrical engineer and “traffic physics” enthusiast, doesn’t think so.

After conducting his own experiments, Bill’s discovered a simple trick anyone can do to relieve two common types of traffic jams: the “merging-traffic jam” and the “traffic wave”

The strategy is to simply maintain a large space in front of you instead of instinctively speeding up to close any gaps. It’s counter-intuitive, but according to his own experiments, it works. Here’s what he says:

Traffic jams on highways are often triggered where two lanes must merge into one. Lanes of cars cannot merge if there are no large gaps between cars. Therefore, drivers who create large gaps between cars will ease this type of traffic jam.

Bill backs this up with thorough explanations and animated diagrams of his experiments. He also responds to a lenghthy list of frequently asked questions.

I find the idea of one driver being able to beat Goliath-like traffic jams fascinating. But I must confess. I don’t know how to drive and can’t test this out personally. So if any LifeClever reader would like to test this out, please share your results!

A cure for waves & jams
Merging-Lane Traffic Jams, A Simple Cure

Thanks to Hugh Dubberly for sending this my way.

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Map of the Internet

Map of the Internet

For the IPv6 map just imagine the XP default desktop picture.

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